In The Know & In The Dark 4/28/10

IN THE KNOW: All of the finals week activities. There’s going to be a midnight breakfast, bingo night, oxygen bar (who just breathes that stuff for free anymore?) and massage parlors.

IN THE DARK: Aisle 12 of the Vermillion Wal-mart. They have pesticides directly across from the chips. Either this is a well-coordinated metaphor for the quality of our food or just plain unsafe.

IN THE KNOW: Finals week. When it’s over! Am I right everybody?

IN THE DARK: The light by McDonald’s going North towards the DakotaDome. They give walkers perhaps 10 seconds to cross and if there aren’t enough cars going north, it doesn’t change.

IN THE KNOW: All the restauraunts in town. Not only do we have some of the best chains (though no Taco Bell or Wendy’s) but we also have great unique places to eat like Mexico Viejo and Raziel’s.

IN THE DARK: The building culture. Maybe instead of using so much of our money to build dorms very few people want to live in, we could fund our departments? Just a suggestion.

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