Millions of fans have read the books; now all ages can enjoy and compare director Catherine Hardwicke’s portrayal of the first book in Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” series.
Centering around the tagline, “When you can live forever what do you live for?” the movie is a mix of teenage romance and monster horror. When Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) moves to Forks, Wash., to live with her father, she is thrown into a realm of gloomy weather, an overprotective father and vampires.
Like any predictable teenage love story, the girl gets the guy. Here’s the catch: this guy is none other than a “vegetarian” vampire who spends half of his time trying to ignore his need for her blood.
He even goes as far as to say that she is his “own personal brand of heroin.” That line alone deserves an eight on the cheese-o-meter.
Let’s get one thing straight. This movie will only be successful because it appeals to basest desires of teenage girls. Bella’s love interest, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), is a major heartthrob.
No matter how corny the scenes are, how bad some of the acting is, or even how iffy some of the camera angles are, “Twilight” will be remembered for having that hot dead guy from “Harry Potter” in the lead role. It’s a terrible way to make money, but it is obviously effective.
Pushing the distraction of Pattinson’s looks aside, his acting was mediocre at best. Most of it was looking wide-eyed and hysterical, and the other half came from hardcore staring in an attempt to be seductive. Every time he smiled in the movie, the ladies in the theatre looked like they were about to fall out of their seats.
Pattinson successfully shed his image as the corpse of Cedric Diggory in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,” but one more comparison between the “Twilight” and “Harry Potter” franchises might drive me over the edge.
Stewart’s role as a clumsy, socially awkward new kid was by far the best role in the movie. Her character was relatable and not too over the top. She delivered her lines rather too coolly, like it’s an every day thing to have a vampire fall in love with you.
Anyone who suffered through “In the Land of Women” knows that she doesn’t perform well when she is supposed to be doing the seducing. Stick to the quiet roles, Stewart.
The directing of the movie was cheap looking at best. The scenes in which the vampires were running looked like a special effect that Disney would use in a movie like “Up, Up, and Away!”
When Edward steps out into the sunlight to let Bella see what he looks like, the sparkling effect made it look like he was sweating like a Coke can on a hot day. It made the plot seem a bit hokey and unrealistic.
The movie is perfect for any hormonal teenage girl on a Friday night.
Guys, unless you’re into love-struck vampires who won’t suck the blood of a defenseless girl, you probably won’t appreciate the movie.
Reach reviewer Megan Amundson at Megan.Amundson@usd.edu.
MOVIE REVIEW: ‘Twilight’ features hunky male lead, not much else
Published: Monday, November 24, 2008
Updated: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 00:11



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