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MOVIE REVIEW: ‘Twilight’ features hunky male lead, not much else

The Volante

Published: Monday, November 24, 2008

Updated: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 00:11

Millions of fans have read the books; now all ages can enjoy and compare director Catherine Hardwicke’s portrayal of the first book in Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” series.

Centering around the tagline, “When you can live forever what do you live for?” the movie is a mix of teenage romance and monster horror. When Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) moves to Forks, Wash., to live with her father, she is thrown into a realm of gloomy weather, an overprotective father and vampires.

Like any predictable teenage love story, the girl gets the guy. Here’s the catch: this guy is none other than a “vegetarian” vampire who spends half of his time trying to ignore his need for her blood.

He even goes as far as to say that she is his “own personal brand of heroin.” That line alone deserves an eight on the cheese-o-meter.

Let’s get one thing straight. This movie will only be successful because it appeals to basest desires of teenage girls. Bella’s love interest, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), is a major heartthrob.

No matter how corny the scenes are, how bad some of the acting is, or even how iffy some of the camera angles are, “Twilight” will be remembered for having that hot dead guy from “Harry Potter” in the lead role. It’s a terrible way to make money, but it is obviously effective.

Pushing the distraction of Pattinson’s looks aside, his acting was mediocre at best. Most of it was looking wide-eyed and hysterical, and the other half came from hardcore staring in an attempt to be seductive. Every time he smiled in the movie, the ladies in the theatre looked like they were about to fall out of their seats.

Pattinson successfully shed his image as the corpse of Cedric Diggory in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,” but one more comparison between the “Twilight” and “Harry Potter” franchises might drive me over the edge.

Stewart’s role as a clumsy, socially awkward new kid was by far the best role in the movie. Her character was relatable and not too over the top. She delivered her lines rather too coolly, like it’s an every day thing to have a vampire fall in love with you.

Anyone who suffered through “In the Land of Women” knows that she doesn’t perform well when she is supposed to be doing the seducing. Stick to the quiet roles, Stewart.

The directing of the movie was cheap looking at best. The scenes in which the vampires were running looked like a special effect that Disney would use in a movie like “Up, Up, and Away!”

When Edward steps out into the sunlight to let Bella see what he looks like, the sparkling effect made it look like he was sweating like a Coke can on a hot day. It made the plot seem a bit hokey and unrealistic.

The movie is perfect for any hormonal teenage girl on a Friday night.

Guys, unless you’re into love-struck vampires who won’t suck the blood of a defenseless girl, you probably won’t appreciate the movie.

Reach reviewer Megan Amundson at Megan.Amundson@usd.edu.

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6 comments

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Tue Nov 25 2008 22:54
ha ha i agree the movie was uber cheesy
Jack
Tue Nov 25 2008 11:28
(not sure why my last comment doubled-posted, sorry)

Kennedy, excellent points on the review but so far as the movie.

Using your friend as the basis for saying it has wide audience appeal is a bit narrow. If anything, your friend saw a really long ad for the books, creating a synergy in a marketing plan. I don't know that it makes it a better movie. One could also say, "I had a friend who really disliked it but so curious about the story, they decided to read it."

I also disagree with your assessment that Edward's character is complex and hard to understand. Surely, to the an audience and to Bella in the first book but as we learn more about him the driving forces behind him as pretty clear. He's a being crushed with guilt but also full of love (that he can't see, I suppose) for his family and well, he's a vampire and all that. I think in that regard, your right he did seem to play it well (those kind of deep moment) but those really meaningful responses felt over-the-top. A few moments but truly I think that was the Director's fault, he seemed to be dynamic an actor that he would have nailed it but our Director must have been like, "Give me more."

Oh, and far as the "Summit is the new kid on the block and they only had 32-mil argument" (Hollywood Reporter puts it at 40-mil but what's 8 more mil?). No excuse, Stephenie Meyer choose to sell the movie rights when she did, to cash in early. Tolkien on the other hand would never sell the movie rights because he didn't believe the film of his story could be made. Well, finally, his estate was convinced otherwise and I have to tell you, I was impressed with the LOTR franchise. Just because SM cashed in early doesn't mean they should be forgiven for a small budget. A major movie studio would have stepped up eventually, they just didn't want to wait.

Jack
Tue Nov 25 2008 11:15
Nailed it. I thought I might gag if I had to read one more "it's great" review. I loved the books tremendously but this was a cash grab of the worst kind (the kind that kills a good story).
Kennedy
Tue Nov 25 2008 02:56
Yes. Despite the hype the movie wasn't a masterpiece. Get over it.

The movie was made with a $32 million budget and Summit Entertainment was started in 2007. This movie was never expected to be such a phenomenon. These aren't excuses for why Twilight was lacking in the digital effects and cinematography department, but you should have mentioned that.

Pattinson and Stewart did a great job with the screenplay that was given to them. As actors they took it upon themselves to do a lot of character development. Edward's character is complex and very hard to understand. Pattinson played the role well in my opinion. Bella was the character that needed more development. For people I know who didn't read the book, Bella was the one they didn't understand. Did you write this based on your preconceived notions or did you actually pay attention?

I begged my friend to accompany me to the movie last weekend. He was the biggest skeptic of the Twilight novels I have ever met. He left the theater impressed with the complexity he saw in the movie and decided to pick up the first novel in the series. You really don't have a grasp on the wide audience that this movie and franchise appeals to, do you?

I believe you should think next time before you reduce audiences and fans of anything to a stereotype. Being 22, an avid reader of many novels, and a movie enthusiast, I do not like to be placed in the hormonal teenage girl category.

Thanks for your assertion, but it was a poor review.

Jack
Tue Nov 25 2008 02:30
Nailed it. I thought I might gag if I had to read one more "it's great" review. I loved the books tremendously but this was a cash grab of the worst kind (the kind that kills a good story).
BW
Tue Nov 25 2008 02:13
Have you read the book?






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